8-8-1992
Reseda Country Club
Announcers: Craig DeGeorge and Captain Lou Albano
UWF Television title tournament
Finals
Bam Bam Bigelow VS Kevin Von Erich VS B. Brian Blair
Blair is the odd man out and is quickly taken down by Von Erich's skill and Bigelow's sheer size thus leaving the two superstars. Von Erich goes for the Iron Claw but Bigelow suplexes the Texan into a quick pin. 13 mins.
Captain Lou flags Bigelow down. Bigelow promises to be one hell of a champ. He might lose the belt someday but whoever takes it from him is going to have a fight on their hands.
UWF Women's title
Rotten Robin (c) VS Candi Devine
Robin starts out strong but Devine starts to mount a comeback, a comeback that is squashed fairly quickly when Robin nails her with some brass knuckles. 8 mins
GWF/UWF Brass Knuckles title
Cactus Jack (c) VS...
Well, whoever was supposed to come out of the curtain may remain a mystery for the ages as Jason the Terrible rushes out from the crowd and goes to town on Cactus Jack with an ax handle. Less a wrestling match and more attempted homicide. Cactus takes a ridiculous amount of punishment but Jason can't pin him, although 10 minutes in he clearly stops caring about the title and opts for outright murder. The referee makes the mistakes of annoying him (mostly by being in his line of sight) so Jason turns his attention on the official. One gut punch later, multiple officials and security have rushed from the back and called a no contest. Swarming the masked madman, the two men are helped, but Cactus gets a third wind and leaps from the stretcher. He also grabs the stretcher and smacks Jason with it as they brawl into the back. 20 mins.
Herb Abrams comes out and addresses the crowd. Obviously this level of violence is not the norm and such displays of violence will not be tolerated. Pay-per-views, on the other hand, are a different matter! Assuming Cactus is medically cleared, the Brass Knuckles title be defended in a match rarely seen in North America- a death match! And if he isn't, well there's always a sucker, I mean, contender waiting in the wings...
We end with David Strong meeting with Rick Rude, Bad News Allen, Rotten Robin, and the Blackhearts. Jason the Terrible, still bloody, barges in but Strong calms everyone down. Since the UWF has a new title, Strong simply got a guy to cover that division...and if anyone slacks off they'll know what he'll do to them.
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