Demolition
Real names: (Ax) Bill Eadie (Smash 1) Randy Colley (Smash 2) Barry Darsow
Home: Parts Unknown
Membership: Ax, Smash 1, Smash 2, Crush, Blast, Blast 2, Hux, Mr. Fuji
A.K.A.: (A) Bolo Mongol, Masked Superstar, Super Machine (S1) Randy the Mountaineer (S2) Repo Man, Blacktop Bully, Mr. Hole-in-One
Finisher: Demolition Decapitation
Background: Mr. Fuji was a jerk.
We've established that here and elsewhere. When he saw the duo known as the Road Warriors, he wanted them. Naturally they tossed him out the nearest window, pity they were on the first floor.
Undeterred, Fuji figured he'd get his own Road Warriors. Luscious Johnny V beat him to it though with two hired guns of the Masked Superstar and Moondog Rex. He just decked them out in armor and face paint and sent them to tear up the town.
They proved to be a little too good at the violence, so Johnny V sold them to Fuji for a song. Fuji used them to their best, namely breaking stuff. They proved too good at that for Fuji's taste, so he left them mid-fight for the newly arrived Powers of Pain.
Ax started to grow weaker, so Crush was added. When the Road Warriors (now called the Legion of Doom) arrived from out West, the writing was on the wall for Demolition. Ax was quietly fired, Smash changed gimmicks and Crush was made the latest member of the Superstars.
The team lives on in the wilds though, on the scent of broken glass and the crying of shattered men.
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