Sunday, May 2, 2021

Listen up you beer bellied sharecroppers!-Superstars Profile#33

Bad News Brown 

Real name: Allen Coage

Home: Harlem, NY

Membership: Partners with JR Foley, Abdullah the Butcher  

A.K.A.: Bad News Allen, BL Brown, Buffalo Allen

Finisher: Ghettoblaster 

History: Some men are born bad. Bad News Brown was forged. 


He studied judo and was darn good at it, but Coage's rage couldn't be contained in the official ring. He headed north where he ran against the Hart Family. It was there he caught Mr. McMahon's eye, but while McMahon expected another stooge he could feed to Hogan, he got instead was a certifiable badass.

Naturally he had to go. I mean, good grief what would happen if he crippled Hogan? No, that wouldn't do. He also couldn't just fire the guy, so McMahon had to deal with a martial art master who could flip him around like a ragdoll. Brown got bored and left and was never seen in NYC ever again...




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