The Funks
Real names: (TF) Terrence Funk, (HF) Dory Funk, Jr. (JJF) Ferrin Barr
Hometown: Amarillo, TX
Membership: Terry Funk, Hoss Funk, Jimmy Jack Funk
A.K.A.: (TF) Black Baron, Chainsaw Charlie, the Texan (HF) the Masked Outlaw, the Long Tall Texan (JJF) the Assassin, Jesse Barr
Finisher: Piledriver, Spinning Toe Hold,
Background: Sometimes you go too far and sometimes not far enough.
Terry was a legend by this point, his brother equally. Vince wanted him to feud with the Hulkster, but the catch was Terry wasn't interested in playing. No leaked interviews to the press, no casual dialogue; nope. Terry was wanting to beat the tar out of Hogan and he could very well have done it.
Word came down from on high that Terry needed someone, hoping that would calm him down. Terry called down the Double Cross Ranch and got his older brother Dory. Who was even meaner and tougher.
In a panic, Vince sent them Jimmy Jack Funk, their long lost cousin (Actually a Titan agent in his employee). Terry and Hoss, not being fools, knew Jimmy Jack wasn't a Funk and left him for the cops.
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