Jimmy Jack Funk
Real name: Ferrin Barr
Hometown: Portland, OR
Membership: The Funk Brothers, partners with Rick Rude
A.K.A.: the Assassin, Jesse Barr
Finisher: Why bother?
Background: In any other circumstance, old Jimmy may have had a point. Vince had hired the Funk Brothers, Terry and Hoss. In the right hands, he could have had pure gold, but Vince turned them to straw. Rather than brainwashing, Vince figured having an inside man might be more efficient.
Thus Jesse Barr, a former hood who used to run with a young Rick Rude, got the call. Given an outrageous accent and told to be as Texan as possible, Jimmy Jack didn't have the best luck when dealing with his so-called brothers.
Not even Terry and Hoss could be fool with a mask. Jimmy Jack reported on them and tried to steer them to be more in line with Titan's bottom line, but it didn't take. Jimmy Jack was promptly branded and left hogtied in front of the Titan offices.
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