Aroma of Troma: A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990)

A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990), dir. Brett Piper, Chapter V Enterprises/R.A.P. Productions/Troma Entertainment 

You have my attention.

Aroma of Troma: They Call Me Macho Woman! (1989)

 They Call Me Macho Woman! (1989), dir. Patrick G. Donahue, New Gold Productions/Troma Entertainment

Bringing this back.

Rebooking for UWF Fury 110

10-30-1992

Reseda Country Club

Announcers: Craig DeGeorge and Captain Lou Albano

And we have a spooky episode for UWF Fury!

We open with a recap of Rampage. Herb Abrams comes out and thanks the crowd for everything and promises the St. Valentine Day Massacre will be even bigger!

Colonel Red has a special guest set up. David Strong comes out. He looks very annoyed and called out the Blackhearts. Both masked enter. Strong cusses them out for losing and making the Dogs of War look bad. "And you know what happens when THAT happens"

Jason the Terrible bursts through the set's wall and proceeds to lay both men out. Luna Vachon rushes and tries to help one of the masked men, but Jason chokeslams her through Red's desk. "Now that we got that out of my system, let's talk about getting OUR gold back gentlemen" Strong strolls away, Jason in tow.

Bad News Allan comes out. He's been the TV champ and that was nice and all, but for Christmas he only wants one thing-the WORLD title and he'll break every arm of every chump in this whole promotion!

Captain Lou sits down with Wendit Richter. She's quite pleased with being the champ again. She's had some talent brought in, but she's been in talks with some of the top talent from Mexico to Japan and there will be even more matches coming soon!

 Reno Riggins VS Super Ninja

Winner: Reno wins handily while Colonel Red fumes. 6 mins total. 

The Moondogs VS Ebony Experience

Winner: The man dogs put up a good fight but Booker T and bro Stevie easily tire them out in 10 mins. 

Bam Bam Bigelow VS Barry Horowitz 

Winner: not even a surprise, Bigelow slams Barry about for a solid seven minutes. 

UWF TV championship

Handsome Stranger (c) VS Barry O

Winner: Champ retains in 8. Comes in fast and seems more determined than he has been before. Leaves after posing with the belt. 

Captain Lou sits down with Lady Apache. She's been all over Mexico. She doesn't think too much of UWF but a chance to beat down Richter? Yeah, she's cool with that. 

UWF Rampage'92 PPV Rebooking

 10-24-1992

Live from the Jacksonville Coliseum

Announcers: Craig DeGeorge, Captain Lou Albano

Special guest correspondent: Dr. Paul Bearer 

UWF Tag Team Championship match

The Blackhearts (c) VS Kevin Von Erich and Jerry Lynn

Winner: Cashing in the marble, Von Erich and Lynn go back and forth but manage to get in sync enough to pin Destruction in 10. The Blackhearts freak out. David Strong glares at them from the back.

UWF Light Heavyweight Championship

The Lightning Kid (c) VS Barry Horowitz 

Winner: Barry tries, he really does but the Kid is just too fast and one Shooting Star Press later, the Kid retains in 8. 

Jason the Terrible w/David Strong VS the Patriot 

Winner: Utter squash. The Patriot tries but his best attacks are ignored and the masked hero is thrown around and finally knocked out in 8. Jason punches down the barricade and ignores Strong as he wanders away. 

UWF SportsChannel TV Championship match

The Handsome Stranger (c) VS Scott Anthony 

Winner: Anthony opens up strong but tries to cheat. The Stranger catches the brass knuckles and goes ballistic. The ref catches HIM with the knuckles and DQs the Stranger. He retains but still loses. He snaps and beats Anthony's face in until security and Reno Riggins rush out and drag him to the back. 

Rick Rude w/David Strong VS Bob Backlund 

Winner: Backkund tries to start the match out with a handshake but Rude blows him off. Backlund starts out strong, forcing Rude to go to the mat and busting out the old school grappling style. Rude finally muscles out and nails the Rude Awakening in 18. 

UWF Women's Championship

Wendi Richter (c) VS Bull Nakano

Winner: Bull is an absolute monster. Wendi is on the defense for a good chunk of the match but she isn't afraid. She manages to wear Nakano down, working the legs until she finally manages to get her in the figure four leglock and get the win in 20.

GWF/UWF Brass Knuckles championship

Cage match

Cactus Jack (c) VS Joshua Ben-Gurion 

Winner: Just a bloody mess. Jack and Ben-Gurion start out wrestling but quickly just toss the technical stuff out and focus on whacking each other bloody. In 8 minutes both men are covered in gore when Cactus Jack tries to hit a flying elbow from the top rope but misses and nails the cage. He's left dangling as Ben-Gurion limps his way to the door and the title. 

UWF World Championship

"Dr. Death" Steve Williams (c) VS Sabu w/Axe Bomber

Winner: Not even trying for a proper wrestling match, just two guys knocking the hell out of each other. Sabu keeps attacking from the top rope but Williams manages turn that into a backdrop. In 10 minutes Williams makes the pin but Axe Bomber rushes the ring to attack. A table is setup and the two manage to overpower Williams enough to slam him through it. We end on Williams slumped down in the wood and splinters, 

Rebooking for UWF Fury 109

  10-23-1992

Reseda Country Club

Announcers: Craig DeGeorge and Captain Lou Albano

Countdown to RAMPAGE!

UWF Light Heavyweight championship

The Lightning Kid (c) VS Sam Houston

Houston cashing in his #1 and he loses after 15. He does his best but the Kid is just too fast for him. 

UWF Television championship

The Handsome Stranger (c) VS Rip Rogers

The Stranger is a house of fire and takes the win in 8. He poses for the crowd. 

Don Muraco VS Jason the Terrible

Jason in 8, A total bloodbath. Muraco bleeds heavily as his efforts are utterly ineffective. Jason wins via TKO and slips out through the crowd. 

We have a rundown for the Rampage card

The Blackhearts VS Kevin Von Erich and Jerry Lynn

All the belts on the line!

Dr. Death VS a surprise opponent!

No HOLDS Barred

The Bounty Hunter VS Kevin Von Erich

Von Erich wins in 20 but he has to work for it. Mostly mat based but when the Hunter goes for some brass knuckles, Von Erich nails him with the Iron Claw. Jerry Lynn comes to the ring and helps him to the back. 

Captain's Corner

The Captain sits down with Bob Backlund. Bob is feeling pretty good. He doesn't want any more titles but he's just pleased to be wrestling and seeing all the talent that's around. The interview is crashed by David Strong and Rick Rude. Rude wants a title shot and he'll take out the trash of the UWF first, starting with the old has been wasting away on the couch. 

That's enough to rile Backlund up and security is quick to keep them separate. Herb Abrams comes out and makes a match for Rampage! 

UWF Brass Knuckles championship

Cactus Jack (c) VS Reno Riggins

Lord, Riggins tries but Jack just manhandles him all over the ring. One hit with the flying elbow in 10 and that's it. 

Colonel Red sits down with Dan Spivey. The former champ is a bit more laid back but don't mistake his attitude for laziness. He's taking a break, but be aware he WILL regain his title. Maybe from Dr. Death, maybe the next chump that beats him. Who knows?

Blue Demon King VS Johnny Ace

The masked challenger and Ace go back and forth but manages to overpower the former Dynamic Dude and powerbomb him for the win in 9

Rampage, coming 10-24!

Rebooking for UWF Fury 108

 10-16-1992

Reseda Country Club

Announcers: Craig DeGeorge and Captain Lou Albano

We open with "Dr. Death" and Colonel Red sitting down. Red asks him about the match last week, but Williams isn't bothered. He beat Lynn like that to send a message to the boys in the back. The belt is his and he intends to keep it. Anyone, marble or not, who steps in the ring with him is due for a world of hurt. It ain't personal, just business.

UWF Women's Championship match

Luna Vachon (c) VS Wendi Richter. Kevin Von Erich as special referee

Richter in 15. Luna comes close, but Von Erich calls it down the middle the entire time, much to her annoyance. Richter takes the belt and poses in the ring. 

The Bounty Hunter rushes down the ring and starts to attack. Von Erich's stripped shirt gets torn in the fight. It's a bare knuckle brawl but when Von Erich puts on the Iron Claw, Rick Rude nails him with a steel chair. By the time a proper ref comes out, David Strong is demanding a pin. Herb Abrams himself comes out with security. 

"Hell no! We all saw what happened and no way is a proper match. Next week, Bounty Hunter and Von Erich-NO HOLDS BARRED!"

UWF Television Championship match

Bam Bam Bigelow (c) VS the Handsome Stranger

Bigelow is clearly hurting from his match last week, so much so the Stranger is able to wear down and pin him in 10.

"Leaping" Lanny Poffo VS Super Ninja

Winner: The Leaper pulls off a win in 8. A bit flashy but he does a fair amount of high flying.

Backstage, Kevin Von Erich is confronted by Sabu and Ax Bomber. Do they want the number 1 contender for the tag team belts? Naw, they can get those belts anytime they want. They just don't think the Blackhearts are worth the trouble. They leave. 

Herb Abrams comes out. Rampage is coming, October 24th! While other companies may have havoc on Halloween, only UWF will give you a rampage!

UWF Tag Team championships

The Blackhearts (c) VS Joshua Ben-Gurion and "Iron" Mike Sharpe

The champs retain in 15. No tricks either but the strength and skills of the new team work pretty well but not well enough. 

Kevin Von Erich bumps into Sam Houston. He noticed the kid has some skill and guts. How about a hand up? He gives him the #1 contender to the Light Heavyweight title. 

SD Jones VS the Viking 

Winner: Jones takes a beating but manages to overcome the odds and slap a sleeper hold over the Nordic nomad in 10. 

Cactus Jack is wandering about in a darkened room, the Brass Knuckle belt dragging behind him. He rambles. Marbles, marbles. Not many left, but what could Cactus Jack want? He has his title but could he also be a contender?

Von Erich is in the locker room when Jerry Lynn bursts in. He appreciates what he did, but he feels he let him down after failing to win against Dr. Death. 

So, Lynn has a proposal. Why not take on the tag team champs at Rampage? Von Erich considers it but seals the deal with a handshake. 

We end with a video promo for Rampage.

Rebooking for UWF Fury 107

 10-9-1992

Reseda Country Club

Announcers: Craig DeGeorge and Captain Lou Albano

We open with Herb Abrams. He walks out with "Dr. Death" Steve Williams. On Abrams shoulders are two belts. 

"Folks, I just want to thank everyone who's stuck with so far. If you recall our last PPV, our champ here" he nods towards Williams, "beat GWF champ Rod Price. So, it is my supreme pleasure to announce that Dr. Death Steve Williams is NO longer the Universal Wrestling Federation North American champion." he pauses. 

"Now, and it is an honor to announce this, but as of now Mr. Williams will be announced as the UWF WORLD Champion!" He puts the two belts aside as a leggy blonde in a swimsuit comes out with a briefcase. Abrams pops it open and pulls out a decent sized belt and gives it to Williams.

Williams nods but seems indifferent. He takes the belt, gives a brief wave then walks off. Abrams looks befuddled. 

UWF Light Heavyweight title

Lightning Kid (c) VS Fire Cat

Winner. Kid retains. Short but fast. Cat tries to outmaneuver but the Kid takes it to the top rope and pins in 10.

Kevin Von Erich sits down with Captain Lou Albano. He's still having all the other marbles, thus he's still number one contender to every other belt. He has to admit, seeing the Lightning Kid? Darn impressed but he's not sure who's going to be the number 1 contender for that belt. Luna Vachon storms onto the set. Who's going to face her?

Wendi Richter rushes out and the two have a face off. Kevin stands up, pops a marble from the bag and with some showmanship hands the UWF Women's title shot to Richter. The audience goes nuts and so does Luna. She tries to attack but security forms a wall. 

Abrams comes out and makes the match official, next week!

Miss Texas VS Bull Nakano

Winner: Nakano in 8. Miss Texas tries her best but Bull simply overpowers her. 

UWF Television title

Bam Bam Bigelow (c) VS Jason the Terrible

Winner: Bigelow in 15 but it's a bloodbath. Jason doesn't even seem to care. Bigelow is thrown around the ring and left a bloody mess but leaves and gets counted out. Bigelow is stretchered to the back. 

Johnny Ace VS the Bounty Hunter

Winner: to the shock of most, the Bounty Hunter in 10. He uses the old fashioned brass knuckles to Ace's head when the ref gets distracted by Colonel Red. 

Colonel Red then has a sit down with the newly victorious masked man. He's got a fire under him and he's looking for some gold! "The TV title?" Hell no, he wants gold and serious gold at that! He'll get a marble from Kevin Von Erich even if he has to beat him stupid to do it!

Which prompts the Von Erich to rush the stage and slap the Iron Claw on the masked man's face. Ok, if he can beat him one on one, he'll let him have whatever's left. He chucks the Hunter into an outraged Red and Super Ninja. 

UWF World title

"Dr. Death" Steve Williams VS Jerry Lynn

Winner: Williams retains in 35 but Lynn clearly takes him to the limit. After the match, Lynn tries to shake Dr. Death's hand, but the bigger man power bombs him. He takes the belt and leaves to the crowd's boos.