Thursday, August 25, 2022

Aroma of Troma: Chillers (1987)

Chillers (1987), dir. Danny Boyd, Troma Entertainment 


Honestly this one flew under my radar until pretty recently. 


A group of different folks are mulling around in a rundown bus station late at night. Their bus is running late, so to pass the time they sit around talk and some weird dreams they have been having. 

A woman tells of her hobby of swimming. She's noticed one particular swimmer who catches her eye, but what secret is he hiding?

A young boy (who really shouldn't be out by himself at night), recalls a camping trip he went on. The rest of the campers were your typical 80's stock characters, and then there's the scoutmaster (Gary Brown). He's a dorky kind of guy, but he seems to know the woods. He also seems rather fixated on the full moon, which is rising...

Another woman dreams nightly of her local anchor man. Odd that he only ever seems to work the late shift, isn't it?

A man chats about his dream next, in which he discovers he can bring the dead back to life, but only if he reads about them first. Pity he was reading about the recently executed mass murderer...

The last yarn is told by an old man. He's a teacher by trade and his dreams feature his students and why one should not read ancient texts without proper supervision. 

Earnest but lord. The characters don't even qualify as flat, as that implies that they have some dimension. Cliched in all the worst ways.



Wednesday, August 24, 2022

Aroma of Troma: Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

Surf Nazis Must Die (1987), dir. Peter George, Troma Entertainment/the Institute 



Somewhat odd, as half the sources I've checked swear this film was only distributed by Troma, where the other half swears they made it, so I decided to include it anyway, because with a title like this it must be great, right?

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Aroma of Troma: Hollywood Zap (1986)

Hollywood Zap (1986) dir. David Cohen, Ben/Bar Prods./Protovision Prods./Troma Entertainment 



Our first film this year not directed by Misters Kaufman or Herz. Odd, that about sums it up.


Tucker "Downer" Downs (Ivan Roth) works in a women's clothing shop. He's bored and has no direction in life. Figuring he'd head west and maybe search for his old man, he quickly hooks up with Nash (Ben Frank). Nash is a wild card with a talent for hustling folks in arcades. 

Very punk, both in the story and visuals. 




Monday, August 22, 2022

Aroma of Troma: The First Turn-On!! (1983)

The First Turn-On!! (1983), dirs. Lloyd Kaufman, Michael Herz, Troma Entertaiment/Grande Company



If you got to go, why not go out with a bang? Yeah, this would be the last of the teen sex comedies that Troma would do. Is it a grande finale?

Sunday, August 21, 2022

Aroma of Troma: Stuck on You! (1983)

Stuck on You! (1983), dir. Michael Herz/Lloyd Kaufman, Troma Entertainment 






Bringing this one back. At this point in time Troma was still in the sex comedy phase of their history. 


Bill (Mark Mikulski) and Carol (Virgina Penta) used to be in love. Now they are in palimony court, arguing before Judge Gabriel (Prof. Irwin Corey). The judge hates to see love's flame go out, so he proceeds to regal the couple and the court with tales of lovers from across history. 


Not horrible; the jokes hit a good portion of the time even if they are just an excuse to show people in the all-together.



Friday, August 19, 2022

The Real Ghostbusters: The Collect Call of Cathulhu

" The Collect Call of Cathulhu", the Real Ghostbusters, October 21, 1987


A bit late, but the Summer of Love(craft) isn't totally finished. Ghostbusters and Lovecraft, hard to believe this would be the only use of Lovecraft's work on the show. 


The Necronomicon has been stolen! This is rather bad, as Egon explains. The guys quickly run into the Spawn of Cathulhu and barely escape with the lives, Peter losing a boot in the process. 


They mange to run into Professor Alice Derleth, who agrees to help the guys stop the Cult of Cathulhu from raising their unholy god. Can they stop the monster from the undying depths?


If you got to go, why not go out with the bang? Yeah, this might have been the first thing I ever watched of the Old Ones, even if I didn't get the references the first time round.



 

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Smokey and the Bandit II: or Why I don't Write for a Living

 Having finally got the chance to see the first Smokey and the Bandit on the big screen, I was brought to mind of the two sequels and how disappointing I found them. Well, you ask, what would I do if I had the ear of Hal Needham?