Jason X (2001)

Jason X (2001) dir. Jason Isaac, Crystal Lake Entertainment/Friday X Productions

Friday the 13th has once again come around and there's still nekked teens to slash. When we last saw our hockey enthusiast horror icon, he was being dragged down to Hell, where a certain begloved icon from another series was waiting. Well, it would be a few years before we got an answer to that, so let's go to space.

Why not? It worked for Leprechaun 4, right?

The Dunwich Horror (2009)

The Dunwich Horror (2009) dir. Leigh Scott, Active Entertainment Finance/Bullet Films/FIWI Entertainment


 And so we come to an end of another Summer of Love(craft) with a remake of the Dunwich Horror.

Flash Gordon 3: or Why I Don't Write for a Living

Assuming Flash Gordon 2 made some bank, how would I end the trilogy?

Re-write the Book: Max Moon

A minor one here, but sometimes a challenge can be worthwhile.

Re-write the book: Ludvig Borga

While things rot apart around me and help seems more distant than ever, why not take a look at a WWF midcarder and see what I would have done differently?

Shark Week: Great White (1981)

Great White (1981) dir. Enzo G. Castellari, Uti Productions/Horizon Productions

And we end Shark Week on a Jaws rip-off so blatant Universal got it pulled from theaters.

Shark Week: Tintorera (1977)

Tintorera (1977) dir. Rene Cardona, Jr., Conacine/Hemdale

Moving into the cash ins, this one might be the most NSFW film featured here.